Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I have graduated to the extent of not asking what is happening in my life because I trust the maker(God).

I value humor, kindness, and the ability to tell a good story far more than money, status, or the kind of car someone drives.

All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work.

The Stone Age didn't end because we ran out of stones, and the age of oil won’t end because we run out of oil.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

What we expect rarely occurs; what we don't expect is what happens.

Sweet is the infant's waking smile, And sweet the old man's rest-- But middle age by no fond wile, No soothing calm is blest.

Photographs open doors into the past, but they also alloq a look into the future

She had blue skin, And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.

Eloquent speech is not from lip to ear, but rather from heart to heart.