Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

To the wonders of all things, we fall and then we are reborn

When you make a commitment, you build trust. when you keep it, you build trust.

Right person, wrong timing doesn’t mean God was wrong. It means you were there at the right time to fulfill something else. Look for it.

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

He gets a good hold on the paintbrush then confidently has the ladder removed.

To grant thought causal efficacy is not to invoke a disembodied mental state

You are in my blood. I cant help it. We can't be anywhere except together

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold.

My advice to you is never stop believing.

Fear will always knock on your door. Just don't invite it in for dinner. And for heaven's sake, don't offer it a bed for the night.