Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

This universe was created for the love, by the love, and with love.

I wish everyone had someone who never popped their balloons.

In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'.

Think what stupid things the people must have done with their money who say they're 'happier without'.

You know, I lose patience really easily; I'd rather shop in the grocery store than in the department store. I can pick an apple like nobody's business.

One of the most difficult things to do in life is thinking; that's why so few people engage in it.

I am anxious that the world should be inclined to look to painters for information about painting.

I'm in a play on Broadway, I have an animated TV show coming up, I have a few movies that just came out.

There are rhythms in the world waiting for words to be written to them.

Style doesn't have seasons.