Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The city is a plague… and I am the penicillin.

Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory

I look at Justin Bieber and my heart breaks for him, because I know what he's going to go through. He knows it. Everybody knows it.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.

Stop trying to be someone you're not. Be what you're good at, be you.

Nothing will change the fact that I cannot produce the least thing without absolute solitude.

The popular, and one may say naive, idea is that peace can be secured by disarmament and that disarmament must therefore precede the attainment of absolute security and lasting peace.

Peace is always possible but we have to seek it. Let us pray for peace.

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.