Loyalty to the school to which your parents pay to send you seemed to me like feeling loyalty to Selfridges.

There is always time for failure

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.

No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

Never believe a rumour until you hear it officially denied.

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.

Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.

I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.

Persons who have a painful affection in any part of the body, and are in a great measure sensible of the pain, are disordered in intellect.

Into each life some rain must fall.

Life is a dance between making it happen and letting it happen.

Surely a woman who picked a spot so close to the ocean didn't automatically hide from the rain.

I think only a massive public outcry would result in my receiving any measure of justice.

We are not greatly pleased that our friends should respect our good qualities if they venture to perceive our faults.

Use the negativity with a space bar. Don't be Empty Trash. @#&$¥£€%*+=[<>] .

I've always wanted to appear in a 3-D Movie, that's always been a goal of mine. If you appear in a 3-D picture you are a shoo-in for an Oscar. There's no competition.

Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty, bodily or mental.

All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.