Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe. Now go sweep the steps.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Note from Alien cookbook: “The more intelligent the human is, the better it tastes.

a daughter shouldnot have to beg her fatherfor a relationship

The real problem is not the down time that you experience: it is what you do with it.

But he was one of those weak creatures, void of pride, timorous, anemic, hateful souls, full of shifty cunning, who face neither God nor man, who face not even themselves.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

I want women to be the subject, not the object.

I'm the type of person that likes to dream big, and I've often found that every great journey begins with a dream.

Life is painful to be meaningful.

The control of a large force is the same principle as the control of a few men: it is merely a question of dividing up their numbers.

Is heaven a hope or as real as the earth and sky?