Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Surprisingly, it is often when wandering through the emotional carnage left by the worst of humankind that we find the best of humanity ad well.

I'm alone and nobody is in the mirror

I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty.

It's always nice when the eccentrics show up.

People do whatever they want to do, y'know.

(Technology reliability) x (Human reliability) = (System reliability)

There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered

Public depictions of women still tend to remain rigid and narrow - about the size of a coffin, say.

The goal of Apple is not to make money but to make really nice products, really great products.

I lay puzzle as I backtrack to earlier times, Nothing's equivalent to the New York state of mind