Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

I capture women. I break them down. And I rebuild them. And I am not a good man.

You can miss a person you've never known.

Learning to expect problems saved me from a lot of wasted energy. Winners see problems as just another way to prove themselves.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.

There is nothing stable but Heaven and the Constitution.

I avoid going through places where there's too much poverty.

We need to recognize that part our political problem is that we do not participate effectively, that we suffer from a kind of mental slumber.

I never get out of bed in the morning without having communion with God in the Spirit.

Our beliefs are like the unquestioned commands, telling us how things are, what's possible and what's impossible, what we can and can not do.