Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.

Find the grain of truth in criticism-chew it and swallow it.

I'm the most loyal player money can buy.

Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.

Find the grain of truth in criticism - chew it and swallow it.

He who is deaf to wisdom is blind to good.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

Skills can be taught. It's tough to teach heart. Talent is fairly common.

Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that we live, if we do.

The old lose one of the greatest privileges of man, for they are no longer judged by their contemporaries.

Joni Mitchell seems destined to remain in a state of permanent dissatisfaction - always knowing what she would like to do, always more depressed when it's done.

I will always be an Oasis.

Awaken and rejoice. Awaken and be alive. Awaken to the possibility of being fulfilled.

Philosophers are never happy here. Now is not their time, and here is not their space. They live there, they live somewhere else.

A picture's worth a thousand words? A library card's worth millions.