Luckily, I don't think that I'm too famous. I can still live my life pretty comfortably. Fame has never really ever appealed to me. I think it's easy to see that it's not a great thing to have.

I'm the luckiest unlucky person.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.

I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it's intense. But I think it's good for me - and therapeutic.

Life can very genuinely and realistically pile things on. It doesn't dole out the heartache and pain, or joy, perfectly.

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).

When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

I didn't know whether I'd be attractive to anybody.

I hate Billings Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck - no models. You open a catalog and point.

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him.

If the social conservatives feel that they have a strong argument on traditional marriage, then feel free to have it.

Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown.

War is out of date, obsolete.

I always wore the highest heels possible, because the other women on the show were tall.

Burning desire is the eternal flame.

I have been to hell and back, and let me tell you, it was wonderful.

Every human tribunal ought to take care to administer justice, as we look hereafter to have justice administered to ourselves.