Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

I've found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I'm outside the training ground at five but they don't open up until seven. I'm just sitting there, listening to the radio.

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

There is nothing to fearFrom your reflection

By definition, though, we are family. And in difficult times-- times like these-- despite our differences, we stand together as family.

Keep your money in your pocket. Or bet it on a good horse.

What God has asked you to do is not just difficult, it is impossible. He is well able!

He lifted me up and held me close against him, my head on his shoulder. At that moment I loved him. In the morning light he was as golden, as soft, as gentle as myself, and he would protect me.

To secure respect to a neutral flag requires a naval force organized and ready to vindicate it from insult or aggression.

When I was about 12 and first started wearing lipstick, my dad would ask, 'Are you wearing makeup?' I would say back, 'You're wearing more makeup there than I am!

Cow-slaughter can never be stopped by law.

When you do the right thing, good stuff has a way of happening.

Anglers...exaggerate grossly and make gentle and inoffensive creatures sound like wounded buffalo and man-eating tigers.