Lust. It’s not soft like the touch of a raindrop. It’s not easy like floating aimlessly on the water. It’s weighted, and heavy, a spark that catches on the forest of your body. A wildfire.

Relationships take skill, not perfection or luck!

I pray for humble spirit and a willing heart.

Children judge each other harshly, but don't make nice distinctions among the grown.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.

My Advice to Young Filmmakers is This: Don't Follow Trends. Start Them!

G'on now.' he murmured with that Southern drawl. 'Lie on back and let me take care of you. I promise to go slow...real slow.' - Issac Rothe, Crave

You never get what you deserve; only what you have the leverage to negotiate.

Man proposes, and God disposes.