Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.

When you transplant a rose, transplant the reddest one.

Your family, even though you love them, they can get on your nerves. You spend so much time together.

Go is most fun I've had with a compiled PL since I've discovered Turbo Pascal as a kid.

It's been a terrific life.

Competitiveness is a personality thing and competitive people don't become pushovers the day they turn fifty.

The privatization law draft was recently released and I believe that very soon we will start applying it, of course taking into consideration the provisions of United Nations Mission in Kosovo.

When we are overly concerned with what people think we will be controlled by the thoughts and opinions of other people.

I've learned that love is not possessive and I've learned that love won't wait. Now I've learned that love needs expression, but I learned too late.

Lawyers with a weakness for seeing the merits of the other side end up being employed by neither.

At the ballet, you really feel like you're in the presence of something outside the rest of your life. Higher than the rest of your life.