Lust is a dangerous thing. It can make you believe things that are not real. It can seduce your mind and lead it blindfolded to the cliff that will be its demise.

The true measure of a man is how he treats you when others are not looking.

I'm done. I don't need anything more out of life. I have you, and that's enough.

Incredible how quickly a world can change. How my entire person, our friendship, can be reduced to nothing, with just one confession.

(Regarding Marriage) Both people need to care deeply about the other person, to put the other’s needs before their own, and to make a daily commitment to that person to stick it out.

The heart is stubborn. It holds onto love despite what sense and emotion tells it. And it is often, in the battle of those three, the most brilliant of all.

A child is the quickest to trust because they have no concept of the depravity of our species.

Security is a strange thing, a myth that the brain allows in exchange for a brief moment of peace.

Marrying the wrong person only denies you both a chance at your soul mate.

I stare across the table at Jeremy, and wonder if I will make it through our first date without trying to kill him.

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.

But I will be a beautiful disaster.

You see, in every story, it’s not about the ending. It’s about the chapters in between and how you make it through them

Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is.

Let me say this on a personal note. Without the United States of America, I would in all probably not be able to stand here before you today.

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

Honesty is what brings people to change and that's what i'm trying to learn in life.

it sucks to get old...but there's always beer

Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk.

Declining welfare rolls and increasing work participation rates demonstrate that Missouri is moving people away from welfare dependency and into jobs.

Doverey, no proverey - Trust but verify.