[M]ore Americans work for federal, state or local government than work in any form of manufacturing. We crossed that Rubicon about 10 years ago.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy and the make the most of where you are.

Answers to the most bewildering questions can be got only when asked to oneself

Oxygen deprivation and supplemental oxygen are both bio-hazards for Mauna Kea workers

Are you the only human in the world then? And all of the rest of us monsters?

I look for what needs to be done. After all, that's how the universe designs itself.

I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

History is tangled, messy, contradictory. But is where we are.

Lord help me to begin to begin.

I don't do a lot of foisting, because when it comes to books I don't really like to be foisted upon.

Invest in stupidity, its stocks never go down.