MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

No one can prove logically, that the Bible is the word of God, but what Jesus did proved crazily the love of God.

Real heroes are those who face death for a principle - say, to save the lives of others - without any promise of reward.

Believers in political faith-healing enjoy a supreme immunity from doubt.

People believe a man is in distress because his loved one dies in one day. But his real pain is less futile: it is that he finds out that sadness too does not last. Even pain has no meaning.

Information cannot serve as an effective substitute for thinking.

I don't even want to go to the Pride marches anymore. The politics have been removed almost entirely. They're just huge corporate showcases.

But in fact if you look at film as a metaphor, only through the negative can you have the positive print. What I'm trying to get to is the positive value of negation.

[Vladimir Putin] complimented him. That led Donald Trump to then compliment Vladimir Putin and to defend Vladimir Putin's actions in a number of places around the world.

I know ours is a world made by men for men, their dictatorship is so ancient it even extends to language.

I once had a dream about getting a marriage, house in the country, and at the end of the day we'd retire, but I'm never going to retire.