MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy…

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

By denying the youth an education you murder the future RjS

Silencing the brain's ramblings gives the chance for wonderful thoughts to bloom.

Leo, ” Jason said, “you’re weird.”“Yeah, you tell me that a lot.” Leo grinned. “But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...!

Every exceptional writer holds a Master of Arts in Daydreaming.

On Wall Street, the lawyers play the same role as medics in war: They come in after the shooting is over to clean up the mess.

It is the state of the heart within us that determines the nature of the triggers we will pull outside of us.

An itchy feeling began to work its way through my body, as though a thousand mosquitoes were circulating through my blood, biting me from the inside, making me want to scream, jump, squirm. I ran.

If it has to choose who is to be crucified, the crowd will always save Barabbas.

When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started...

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.