MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The key challenge facing us today is to successfully transmit into daily and everyday lifestyle the principle of truth and honesty.

It was March. The days of March creeping gustily on like something that man couldn't hinder and God wouldn't hurry.

We had as lief not be as not be ourselves.

We are better able to study our neighbours than ourselves, and their actions than our own.

The media dwells mostly on negativity.

Truly different behaviors require truly distinct situations.

Life is a series of adjustments; You can make changes along the way, but if you dodn't start moving forward you'll never get anywhere!

A great mind must be androgynous.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

People, your Government has returned to you!