MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Just identify the very first physical action you need to take, and do it.

Have a look around, my pretty, we are surrounded by Death in all forms – just the two of us are still alive –

Night is mine, together with a substantial part of the future.

When infused with compassion, even the most useless snake oils have the power to heal broken hearts and shattered souls.

Never let your dreams go away.

It's sad, actually, because my anxiety keeps me from enjoying things as much as I should at this age.

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

No, while most people have been at their unhappiest when in love, it is nevertheless the state the human being yearns for above all.

In boxing you create a strategy to beat each new opponent, it's just like chess.

The Four Agreements 1. Be impeccable with your word. 2. Don’t take anything personally. 3. Don’t make assumptions. 4. Always do your best.