MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Do not envy the success of any person. But set your goal on a successful guy. Then this will make you succeed.

if the roots are corrupt, no worthy fruits may erupt

we have let rhetoric do the job of poetry.

Icebergs behoove the soul (both being self-made from elements least visible) to see themselves: fleshed, fair, erected, indivisible.

Music is a weapon of the future / music is the weapon of the progressives / music is the weapon of the givers of life

Every sad thing, every loss or hurt really a challenge to love that much more, really just another of beauty's many strongholds.

For whoever conquers a free Town, and does not demolish it, commits a great Error, and may expect to be ruin 'd himself.

God, in the orthodox view, causes famine, plague, and flood. Was God evil? Evil is a convenient fiction.

Edward's only human Bella. He's going to react like any other boy.

Women are attracted to silent men. They believe they are listening.