MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Jaunting off together towards the bedroom doorway, they cast off their clothes, like caps at graduation.

...there are only two things that really matter in life. Literature and love.

A lot of senators are so worried about convention and how they look that they wouldn't let their hair down if they had any.

An equation is a prophecy that always comes true.

There has to be a moment at the beginning when you wonder whether you’re in love with the person or in love with the feeling of love itself.

It doesn't have to be pretty. It has to be meaningful.

The trouble with the transfer window is it creates a window where transfers have to be done

So the first reason for studying Scripture is that it is a means of spiritual growth. There is none apart from the Word. It is God's primary tool to develop you as an individual.

Stillness is a harder concept for me than ecstasy, but I can imagine it best when I am fully present and paying strict attention to a place I am moving through.

Those who live in the best cliffs think they are better than us. That is always man's attitude when he has power.