MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul.

Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them.

I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

Some people will tell you werewolves can only shapechange under a full moon, but people also say there's no such things as ghosts.

Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners.

The Epistle of our being is written with letters full of blood drained from the love of God's Word.

Your mind is your master.

I was on the path of the warrior, when I realized I was the warrior.

The Scoutmaster must be alert to check badge hunting as compared to badge earning.

I know, by the Lord's grace, I am a small part in the cosmic play.

Average people look forward to "getting off." Successful people look forward to "getting on."

If you want to be a sharp thinker, be around sharp people.

I'm obsessed with clowns and what they represent and the idea that clowns are supposed to make you laugh, but inevitably they're hiding something. That's how I look at my life.

I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed technology.

Affection is an overpowering craving to be compellingly sought.