MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

We’re only instruments of love, flowing through heaps of pain hoping one day we’d hatch a passion of our own.

Virtue was vanity dressed up and waiting for applause.

Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and veryfew employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that onyour own time.

In the summer of 1776 our Founding Fathers sought to secure our independence and the liberties that remain the foundation of our nation today.

Democracy is not the law of the majority but the protection of the minority.

I'm not born here to have a personality. I'm here to have a spirit. Each of us is born with a purpose for being alive.

I can be very difficult if people are not professional, or lazy - or the opposite, which is take themselves too seriously.

I love Miami; I miss it so much. I miss the beach, the peace it brings you. I love the sound and smell of the sea.

And here he is again, yet things feel like they'll never be as easy between us as they once were.

Not liberty but duty is the condition of existence.