MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.

It is the small trivial things in life that makes a human happy, like opening a pickle jar.

If it be now, ’tis not to come. If it be not to come, it will be now. If it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.

The night is dark and I am far from home.

Illness strikes men when they are exposed to change.

In my first term, I sang Al Green. In my second term, I'm going with Young Jeezy.

Sadoway does more than entertain; he gives you a glimpse into the future of energy.

You can't publish a paper on physics without the full experimental data and results; that should be the standard in journalism.

If the whole world is a battlefield, then the United States is also a battlefield.

My eye is fixed not on the ending of the book but on the feeling of that ending.

I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

It's not when you realize that nothing can help you — religion, pride, anything — it's when you realize that you don't need any aid.