Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Your life is like a mist that appears for a little time and then vanishes.

The only regret I have is that I couldn't teach you a lesson in humanity and humility. A mother should not depend on his son and that's the one mistake I committed.

But the insane need to do it was stronger than the sense of whether it was a wrong or right thing to do.

My heart is responsible of My Pain & Heart Breaking ...So I not Blame Any One ...

It requires a strong constitution to withstand repeated attacks of prosperity.

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

I have to believe that somebody up there thinks I've still got some work to do.

...the most common cause of death among alpha males was ego.

Faith is the inborn capacity to see God behind everything.

Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that we were our parents' property or theirs to control.