Macho does not prove mucho.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

LIFE IS GOVERNED BY CERTAIN PRINCIPLES AND ETHICS THAT MAKE US WHO WE ARE!

Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. but with you.

It is worthy of note that killing oneself and killing someone is not the same. For the former, one should lose one’s faith, for the latter, one should never have any.

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one.

Without the National Federation of Republican Women, there would be no Republican Party.

What man of us has never felt, walking through the twilight or writing down a date from his past, that he has lost something infinite?

The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice.

Who hail thee, Man! the pilgrim of the day, spouse of the worm, and brother of the clay.

You're the one who has to live with your choice, everyone else will get over it, move on, no matter what you decide. But you never will