Madame Lily Devalier always asked "Where are you?" in a way that insinuated that there were only two places on earth one could be: New Orleans and somewhere ridiculous.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

we hear brilliant and great suggestions when failure comes our way

My mom, through my dad, rented the apartment next door to his... he had the lease on both places. But then, she would dress up and act like his maid... a practical maid. No fantasies.

I consider myself a student of many religions. The more I learn, the more questions I have. For me, the spiritual quest will be a life-long work in progress.

Politicians, like bombers, seldom see their victims.

Tact is the rare ability to keep silent while two friends are arguing, and you know both of them are wrong.

The Lord Jesus Christ would have the whole world to know, that though He pardons sin, He will not protect it.

We are not accusing you of being illegal, we are accusing you of being immoral.

They didn't break me. I broke myself.

Many things in life are not fair but all things should be.

I've never, like some people are, been embarrassed to be in radio.