Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

The tragedy is that there are many walking encyclopedias who are living failures.

Don't find customer for your products, find products for your customers.

You have to trust or you're only living half a life.

Protesting is good, but healing is better. We need to see America heal.

My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end.

I was a drummer and I played the guitar.

Go out and speak for the inarticulate and the submerged.

Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

If there is a world here in a hundred years, it's going to be saved by tens of millions of little things.

Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week.