Magic: (n) The art of converting superstition into coin.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

My prayer as you read this book is that you will find comfort for the disappointment of unanswered prayer, but also courage to continue on the epic journey that prayer is.

Much of the fear of doing something wrong vanishes when we are knowledgeable about what we are doing.

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

Conflicts bring experience and experience brings that growth in Grace which is not to be attained by any other means!

You've got to follow that dream, wherever that dream may lead.

Only six electronic digital computers would be required to satisfy the computing needs of the entire United States.

Persistence guarantees that results are inevitable.

And I'm sort of deconstructing the process of what marks came first, what came later. Every aspect of the image is interesting to me to dissect and understand.

I can't imagine any greater fear Than waking up without you here And though the sun would still shine on My whole world would all be gone