Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.

They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.

Why are they going to disappear him?'I don't know.'It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

-You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You're dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!

Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt...

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.

Success for me hasn't been about individual success. It's about the success of all those young boys and girls who I have the honor of working with.

The type of love that makes you want to laugh out loud—scream a bit—run in circles—and then repeat? Yeah that’s how I felt about Wes. Totally. Out. Of. Control. Giddiness

Sometimes wrong numbers are the right numbers

Poetry is a language pared down to its essentials.

You are an endless conglomeration of awareness. You're not one singular self. You're a corporation.

It’s hard to market a movie when you’re at the mercy of critics and journalists.

The safe time to invest is when there is blood in the streets.

When a man is afraid and accedes to fear, he will always find arguments to justify his own surrender.

When it comes to helping out, I don't believe in doing it for the media attention. My goal is to support the organizations that need help.

To keep a faith pure, man had better retire to a monastery.