Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We cannot fight against the poverty and hunger in the world

That's all I wanted to do as a kid. Play a guitar properly and jump around. But too many people got in the way.

Change is possible, but it must start with self-acceptance.

You always kill the one you love.

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early 70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

I want the same one, the way she always is, without failures, without fights, without bad memories.

If you know nothing, be pleased to know nothing.

Statistics do not convey emotion. They shock us for a minute or two, and then we click again.

When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.” “Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

I spent my life working before I started band. I worked construction, landscaping. I worked in kitchens, cleaned dishes. I worked demolition.