Make me into anything, but just love me.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.

Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Other people are only aspects of our own greater being.

Tom, "said Eric, " just yesterday, you were a complete stranger to us! Now, you are part of our lives!

There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else — but persistent.

It is sometimes the man who opens the door who is the last to enter the room.

Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.

I want some fact-based evidence about where we came from. Things we consider mysterious need not be attributed to a deity.

The same past data can confirm a theory and its exact opposite! If you survive until tomorrow, it could mean that either a) you are more likely to be immortal or b) that you are closer to death.

Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness.

Out of darkness is born the light.

Unbelief, in distinction from disbelief, is a confession of ignorance where honest inquiry might easily find the truth. - "Agnostic" is but the Greek for "ignoramus."