Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

People never forget two things, their first love and the money they wasted watching a bad movie.

There was no use wondering about the past.

Technology does not drive change. It is our collective response to the options and opportunities presented by technology that drives change.

Tolerance is a tremendous virtue but the immediate neighbours of tolerance are apathy and weakness.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life.

It is very difficult to teach navigation theory to someone who clings to the shore.

If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.

Meditation gives you the wherewithal to pause, observe how easily the mind can exaggerate the severity of a setback, and resist getting drawn into the abyss.