Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Being must be 'felt' it can not be 'thought.

Because I had no awareness of who I was or what I needed, I found myself settling for a mediocre relationship rather than holding out for what was best.

It isn't drugs addicts have to give up. It's misery.

...[I]f I don't get going soon, the whole impetus may die---and if that happens, well, I really shall consider a long, restful plunge into insanity. Sometimes the abyss yawns very attractively.

I could do what a lot of people are doing and that's sign the best Nicaraguan fighters and then sell them to Don King, but there's no way I'll do that.

Ambiguity lurks in generality, and may thus become an instrument of severity.

You could go to New York City, you could go to LA, you could go to the highest class studios in the world, they'll have all the bells and whistles, but it's not going to make your record any better.

I still have horrible luck with girls.

Sometimes the Lord gives us a free sample of religious experience, but for more, we must pay a price with the currency of sincere dedication to the process of cleansing.

The best part about being a teacher is that it matters. The hardest part about being a teacher is that it matters every day.