Make some sacrifice for your art and you will be repaid, but ask of art to sacrifice herself for you and a bitter disappointment may come to you.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Be determined to create the life you want.

You can't quell depression by making love. But we tried. But we tried, oh, we did.

Travel steadily in your define path.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

Everyone must have a shot at the American Dream.

The country feels like it's entitled to abuse this state and forget about us, and we are sick of it.

The question we should be asking. Would I want to be sponsored by me?

God doesn't care nearly as much about where you have been as He does about where you are and, with His help, where you are willing to go.

Be the most ethical, the most responsible, the most authentic you can be with every breath you take, because you are cutting a path into tomorrow that others will follow.

Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.