Make sure the thing you're living for is worth dying for.

I think that I had better go, Holmes.""Not a bit, doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost without my Boswell.

If Fox Mulder discovered that Larry Sanders was a clone? I think he would stab him . . . but it wouldn't be with an ice pick.

Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals. Preferably big ones.

Danger gleams like sunshine to a brave man's eyes.

I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

The good thing about people really is their iffy-ness and dodginess, isnt it?

The media can make boxers, controls who makes it big and who doesn’t. They can build up fighters or knock them down.

Luck is earned. Luck is working so hard at your craft, service or enterprise that sooner or later you get a break.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.