Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences.

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.

You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.

In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.

You become yourself, every single day of your life, through your choices and how you think.

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

One of the benefits of being you is: You know that the people who love you, love you for you. They don't love you for who they think you are or who you're pretending to be.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

There was a fine line between madness and intelligence.

I love hanging out with friends and family.

When readers don't like the book, it's usually because they feel that romantic love is pass or somehow needs more irony.

I work in L.A. from time to time.

We should render a service to a friend to bind him closer to us, and to an enemy in order to make a friend of him.

Achievers can almost literally taste success because they imagine their goals in such vivid detail. Setbacks only seem to add spice and favor to the final taste of victory.

Let your countenance be pleasant, but in serious matters let it be somewhat grave.

If God hath made this world so fair, Where sin and death abound, How beautiful beyond compare Will paradise be found!

I borrow bits from everyone.

The best art on a football field usually happens during kickoff returns.