Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It is important to know you are not above or below anyone.

Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.

Politics is the art of preventing people from busying themselves with what is their own business.

Sometimes when I hear criticism of my husband, I want to come out of my seat and clock somebody. But you learn to take a deep breath.

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

Americans began by loving youth, and now, out of adult self-pity, they worship it.

Life is an honor, albeit anonymously delivered.

In a socialist society, everybody is obliged to work even though he is remunerated for his labor and not yet according to his needs, but according to the quantity and quality of the labor expended.

They say pu$$y and paper is poetry power and pistols.