Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

But groundless hope, like unconditional love, is the only kind worth having.

What do you fear, most of all? The possibility that love may not be enough.

Man Made 'God' in his own image. The eternal, the infinate, the unnameable was reduced to a mental idol that you had to believe in and worship as 'my god' or 'our god'.

I was scared everyday I put on the uniform.

No one can get inner peace by pouncing on it.

Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly.

They say no matter how hard you work, there's always someone, somewhere working harder then you. Guess what.. I'm that someone

To be honest, if I had to pick somebody to be related to in sport, who's better than Lance Armstrong with what he's done for the sport and with his cancer foundation?

You are not worried about scoring; you are worried about winning the game.

The loss of our illusions is the only loss from which we never recover.