Making a mistake is also an achievement.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

All is fair in fashion and war.

Behind you, leave your enemies. Beside you, keep your family. Around you, maintain your friends. Within you, treasure God.

An entrepreneur without funding is a musician without an instrument.

Weak or strong - she didn’t know what they meant anymore. Maybe they didn’t mean the same thing for everyone.

when the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me

Me as a backup center? Hell no.

Not a long day, but a good heart rids worke.

The judges are a big problem. Law is equal for everyone, except for them.

With the Cubs, they've gone so long without a World Series championship, they wanted to win every day. I want that too, but I didn't feel comfortable.

We're all equally important at the end of the day.