Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

The key to the Almighty's favor is to hold on with firm belief that the promises of God's Word are true.

All professions have some element of theater to them.

Good breeding in cattle depends on physical health, but in men on a well-formed character.

Their racial characteristics are such that we cannot understand or trust even the citizen Japanese.

Prayers belong strictly to the worship of God. Fasting is a subordinate aid, which is pleasing to God no farther than as it aids the earnestness and fervency of prayer.

First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet.

Man makes machines to man the machines that make the machines.

Life's meaning heavily benefits from lifelong bonds.

It's a national concern, I mean how we dispose of nuclear waste in a safe way, how we deal with this incredible amount of nuclear waste we have created over the years.

Detach from emotions and desires; get rid of any fixations.