[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.

HeDestiny is very jealous FOR TRUE LOVE

One kiss changed my life. Dibs on the rest of yours. ~Daniel

How are his poems?" "He's not as good as he thinks he is, but then most of us feel that way.

But you can't muscle through a five-hour run that way; you have to relax into it like easing your body into a hot bath, until it no longer resists the shock and begins to enjoy it.

I've never been a big fan of the music-video style of editing movies that crept in the last few decades. I like stuff that's able to take its time.

There is a way to be purified, to overcome sorrows and grief, to release suffering, to secure the right path to realize nirvana. This is to be mindful.

All power is within you. Believe in that,do not believe that you are weak... Stand up and express the Divinity within you.

When you have overcome one temptation, you must be ready to enter the lists with another. As distrust, in some sense, is the mother of safety, so security is the gate of danger.

Nothing like quoting Silence of the Lambs for people to question what kind of disability you have.