Making the best of things is a damn poor way of dealing with them. My life has been a series of escapes from that quicksand.

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.

As an American I am of course fundamentally opposed to democracy and to anyone advocating or defending democracy, which in theory and practice is the basis of socialism.

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.

Men in Government monopolize the necessary use of force; they are not using their energies productively; they are not milking cows. To get butter, they must use guns; they have nothing else to use.

No state, no government exists. What does in fact exist is a man, or a few men, in power over many men.

What I can't understand is, how can anybody figure now that the government can support us, when we support the government.

It was not seen that woman's place was in the home until she began to go out of it; the statement was a reply to an unspoken challenge, it was attempted resistance to irresistible change.

The need for Government is the need for force; where force is unnecessary, there is no need for Government.

We are never aware of the present; each instant of living becomes perceptible only when it is past, so that in a sense we do not live at all, but only remember living.

I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories as I make biscuits or embroider underwear or wrap up packages.

Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.

What is word knowledge but a shadow of wordless knowledge?

Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience

I don't really know that there's any real rules for songwriting.

Wham, bam, thank you Ma'am.

It is frustrating when in an interview people say: 'Give us your make-up tips' and 'How do you stay skinny?' I think: 'Do you ask a guy that?

I enjoy photographing. It's always interesting, so I can't say one thing is more fun than another. Everything has it's own difficulties.

If I were to splay you out on my desk and thrust my fingers into you right now, I think I’d find different.

People value religion on the basis of cost, and they don't value the cheapest ones the most. Religions that ask nothing get nothing.

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing.