Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

Very few of the so-called liberals are open-minded.... They shout you down and won't let you speak if you disagree with them.

A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Be aware of the high notes, of the blissful faces and their soft messages, and listen for the silent message of a highly decorated gift.

You have been chosen, and you must therefore use such strength and heart and wits as you have.

There are no tips for life neither for travelling

His heart is kind and those big hands are soft. He speaks a language that can change what I believe.

You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig.

In life, the worst disasters come from passion.

We often refuse to accept an idea merely because the tone of voice in which it has been expressed is unsympathetic to us.

I never desired to go into war zones. I never had any thought about it. It sort of just happened as part of the job.

Nonviolent non-co-operation, I am convinced, is a sacred duty at times.

When you live in love You see love everywhere you look. You are literally in love with everyone you look at.