Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Don't cheat the foundation of a house because you want to save for the roofing for at the end, you will have only roofed rubbles.

All the inspiration that you need is already inside you. You just have to be determined enough to let it out.

If you meet a man who deeply believes he knows it all, then you have succeeded in finding a man who's unwise.

Republican and Democrat are simply two different factions of the same ruling party, and their congressional battles are primarily over political spoils, not political ideology

We're just getting started. We're just beginning to meet what will be the future-we've got the Model T.

It is the savor of bread broken with comrades that makes us accept the values of war.

No self is of itself alone.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

There is nothing more foreign to a civilised and democratic system than preventive detention.