Malta is a sod of a place.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

This may be my only chance to see humans before these two are made into fertilizer for Moonwind's rosebushes.

The one with karma is known as mortal (jiva) and the one without karma is known as Soul (Self

Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to miss out on anything life had to offer just because it might be considered dangerous.

The solid wealth of insurance companies and the success of those who organize gambling are some indication of the profits to be derived from the efficient use of chance.

I'm not a screamer. I'm confrontational, but I don't think that translates into anger.

Each day has its own individuality of color.

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

What I dream of is an art of balance.

I think clothes hang beautifully on thin women.

Mastery is the natural result of mindfulness.