Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

For me, singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness.

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Again its time to pray for peace.

If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

It's very important to surround yourself with people you can learn from.

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Life's supposed to be about making the path a little gentler for those traveling behind you.

Make sure you're always giving, way more than you're taking

when god creat the world, first he must think abour architects

I don’t agree on spending time with someone who is more attached to his cell phone than he is to me.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

Life provides the substance for poetry we just have to put it to paper

When you're lost, admit it, and ask for directions.

Every satisfaction he attains lays the seeds of some new desire, so that there is no end to the wishes of each individual will.

My children are all doing just fine. The mountain dogs are great in this weather. The yorkies are freezing.

Our essential purpose is to become the best version of ourselves.

Newt Gingrich would be a much better president than Barack Obama.

Every noon as the clock hands arrive at twelve, I want to tie the two arms together, And walk out of the bank carrying time in bags.