Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Be cheerful!

Politics is a word spelled N-O-W.

I said I love you and that's forever And this I promise from the heart I could not love you any better I love you just the way you are.

The real issue is, how much goodwill do you invest in the work? And goodwill is not something that we can buy with money. It's very hard to buy goodwill with money.

Technology alone isn't enough. To really get the money shots, it's down to being in the right place at the right time.

I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.

Sometimes when you're listening to a neuroscientist, they have a tendency to use a particular type of jargon that works in their world perfectly but that would lose the average layman.

When life gets blurry, adjust your focus.

I have more free time than a lot of individuals, so, instead of talking, I sometimes write.

From a family tree that has healthy roots, there emerge hearty leaves and most beautiful fruits.