Man, I was tame compared to what they do now.

Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do

Everybody comes from the same source. If you hate another human being, you're hating part of yourself.

You've got to follow that dream, wherever that dream may lead.

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.

You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

I am not the King. Jesus Christ is the King. I’m just an entertainer.

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.

You look like an angel, walk like an angel, talk like an angel. But I got wise, you're the devil in disguise.

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

When we hesitate to change on time, we predispose ourselves to miss the boat that would take us to our envious future...

When you don't have the words to say He hears your heart. When you feel like no one understands He carries your pain. When hope seems lost God whispers "Joy is coming.

If you fail to believe you will procrastinate or become idealustic about how awesome you are at working hard and managing your time, you never develop a strategy for outmaneuvering your own weakness.

Once you have heard a strange audience burst into laughter at a film you directed, you realize what the word joy is all about.

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.

I tend to only read comics written by friends or people I've known. And I'm not a great comic reader.

If you're going to grow the economy, if people are going to have more income, you have to have stability in the marketplace.

I'm not into music - the only music I like is musical theater, but I have every Ween album.

Congress' passing of the omnibus spending bill without reading it shows more than anything why they can't be trusted.