(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock) Anyway.

I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors.

Anger was a waste of time and energy. Anger was useless."Anger" was the label given to the emotion that accomplished nothing.

You won't even know you've crossed the line until it's way back in your rearview mirror.

If I think she' hot and it turns out she's a psychopath, then what does that say about me? I'm totally not ready for that kind of therapy.

And my parents made me want i am. So what? We get stuff from our parents, but we also get stuff from the world around us. From people around us. And at the end of the day, we're us.

[She] was made up of skin and bones and hate and crazy, and hate and crazy don't weigh anything.

The best revenge is living well, my dad told me once.

I’m a complicated man, with complicated taste buds.

It's a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.

A river of images and thoughts and feelings, dirtied and polluted so that no one could drink from it without gagging.

...there is evidence to suggest that our world and everything in it are also only ghostly images, projections from a level of reality so beyond our own it is literally beyond both space and time.

If you own just one Bible, you are abundantly blessed. 1/3rd of the world does not have access to even one.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

I don't think a judge should be too much involved in outside activities.

Restrict bankruptcy rules.

Evil is a completely different creature, Mac. Evil is bad that believes it's good.

A television picture or a movie might be lost forever, but your book is waiting.

A hundred yards away, Mike Newton was lowering Bella's limp body to the sidewalk. She slumped unresponsively against the wet concrete, her skin chalky as a corpse. I almost took the door off the car.

Do not Christians and Heathens, and Jews and Gentiles, and poets and philosophers, unite in allowing the starry influences?

I think there are roles there; we just have to choose them. We have to fight for them.